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Washington Nissan Manufactures The Future


Washington's very own Nissan manufacturing plant, proudly announced this past week that they are to begin construction on a new model of enforcement droid.

The announcement comes after securing a contract with Walmart to replace their outdated human security guards with state of the art machines in all ASDA stores.

"This marks the culmination of a lifelong dream." said Hiroto Saikawa Nissan's acting C.E.O as proud tears streamed from his eyes.

"It has always been a shared dream of not only my family, but all the peoples of Japan to mass-produce giant killer robots on an industrial scale"

Boasting state of the art technology this model is packed full with an impressive array of features, including facial recognition software, satellite G.P.S and surface to air missiles.

Nissan are expecting to create job opportunities for upwards of 50 new line operatives after initial testing was well received by plant management.

Which will be welcome news for the soon to be unemployed security guards.

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