Bungling Boris strikes again!
Boris Johnson's reputation for ineptitude it seems is well deserved. As the Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs managed to miss his intended target by over 3,500 miles.Residents were excited when a large car pulled up outside the White House social club in Blackfell this morning. However whatever excitement had been built up quickly dissipated when Boris Johnson opened the door."Oopsie Poopsie," remarked Mr. Johnson upon realising his mistake after arriving at the Washington social clubNot to be perturbed Mr. Johnson did venture inside to enjoy a drink and some banter with the locals."Bless his little cotton socks" remarked Agnes Jones 83, " I think it's wonderful that someone with such obvious difficulties with everyday life, can continue to be so adventurous""£2.80 a beer! No wonder you northerners are so chipper" said Mr. Johnson when approached by our man on the scene Scoops McKenzie for a comment. Shortly after leaving Boris was seen on the swings at the local playground before his handlers arrived to take him home.
